And he was crowned the most beautiful animal in the whole room. Andy (typing into a typewriter): And zoom, the panda ate the sheriff's brain with a pair of chopsticks.Ralphie: The green thing and the hot lady is right, we're being rude!.Time to eat fetta cheese with my GRAPE LEAF BEAK!!! (Waaaaa!) Season 3 I'm three parts crazy and two parts Greek. If you don't you're a dumb loser internet Geek. So if you like what you saw then come back next week. I rock peas on my head but a brain is what I lack. I use old rap slang and call myself the mack. I promise to rhyme tight and never ever wack. (Run!)ĭon't be sad cause I promise to come back. Gonna slap a GOOSE NECK now I'm on the run. Thanks for STOPPIN' BY its been lots of FUN. You get one too! (smacks Andy in the face)Īndy: Are you at the end of every rainbow? The Andy Milonakis Show is an American sketch comedy television show starring Andy Milonakis, which aired on MTV2, the first season having aired on MTV. Snoop Dogg: What'd you call me? (smacks Larry in the face) Larry: Why don't you just shut up, Andy? No one wants to hear what you want to say. Snoop Dogg: I'm the real ************* Snoop Do Double G! Who is this fat, red jumpsuited.(bearded man quacks to Andy and cashier).Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Larry: Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead.

It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis! Message quotes Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it! When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew! 'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. Now please excuse me I gotsta get my tree fed. I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!īees on my head but don't call me a bee head!īruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head! Your footsie is stuck well I'll shoe-horn yaĪnd the schmell schmay schmun for my shmoo shmork shmo If you carrot me then you know I'm gonna corn ya that's how I roll son I gotta new shirt and a brand new stroll son It is crazy hot 5 million degrees I'm praying on my knees just to get a little breezeĪnd all the other letters take a cruise on my headīruce Lee's chilling reading news on my headĪnd a moosey is punchin' a bruise in my head

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